Top 10 Greatest lies about pregnancy...

10.) Lamaze Works.



9.) Morning sickness is gone by lunchtime.



8.) Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.



7.) You will have your Pre-pregnancy figure back in three months, especially when you nurse.



6.) Oil massages prevents stretch marks.



5.) Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.

-if that means having pimples and hairs like wire... Aa

4.) "I swear your face hasn't changed at all."

3.) Pregnancy brings a man and a woman closer together ( yeah, you and your obstetrician!).

2.) "You haven't gotten big anywhere but your belly!"

1.) Pregnancy lasts nine months.